- Superman is a travestite
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
- Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
- Lower the age of puberty!
- God bless Atheism
- I drink to make other people interesting
- My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
- An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
- I invented the cordless extension cord
- I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy...
- miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
- Anarchists of the world, unite!
- Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
- Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
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