- Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
- As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
- Next time wave all your fingers at me!
- When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head
- The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide
- An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
- What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
- Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
- Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
- You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
- If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
- I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
- When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
- What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
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