Here’s funny story, I hope this will make some effect 
Man sues Axe, as unable to get girl (lack of ‘Lynx effect)
In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand of men grooming products, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’. The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now. Axe advertisements suggest that the products help men in instantly attracting women.
Vaibhav Bedi, the petitioner, also surrendered all his used, unused and half-used deodorant sprays, perfume sticks and roll-ons, anti-perspirants, aftershaves, body washes, shampoos, and hair gels to the court, and demanded a laboratory test of the products and narcotics test of the brand managers of Axe. Vaibhav was pushed to take this step when his bai (maid) beat him with a broom when he tried to impress her by appearing naked in front of her after applying all the Axe products.
Where the fuck is the Axe effect? I’ve been waiting for it for over seven years. Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure they could smell my perfumes, deodorants and aftershaves. I always applied them in abundance to make sure the girls get turned on as they show in the television. Finally I thought I’d try to impress my lonely bai who had an ugly fight with her husband and was living alone for over a year. Axe effect my foot!” Vaibhav expressed his unhappiness.
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So, you are thinking about that girl from couple of months but unable to speak a single word.
This often happens with almost every guy when he really falls in love with someone. If you are sailing in the same boat then do not worry 
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Just have a smile on your face and apply the given below steps 
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- Roses, ring and chocolates are the essentials for proposing a girl.
- Everyone has certain skill, such as humor, wit, talkativeness etc. While dating a girl, you must utilize any of your best talent. Your skill would play key role in proposing a girl.
- Suppose, you have lack of self-confidence then there is no need to bother. It would be advisable to take your friend’s aid. Ask significant suggestions from one of your smart friend.
- There are no institutions or coaching classes for proposing a girl. You need to socialize a lot and enhance your communication level. This is the best way to express your love to a girl.
- It would be advisable to be a good listener. You must listen to the other person attentively. This feature of yours would be an added advantage for you while proposing a girl.
- You must be there at times of her need. Girls are always considered weak as compare to guys. Thus, you must offer her physical protection. But, apart from physical protection, another thing must be considered. It is the emotional dependence. Girls always have a liking for emotionally supportive guys.
- In order to propose a girl, you must be expressive. Expression of feelings is a little tough task. But, it plays key role in getting you the girl of your dreams.
- Girls whole-heartedly welcome sweet surprises. So, give surprises to your sweet heart like chocolates, flowers, soft toys, hat etc. There is no need to buy expensive gifts. Affordable gifts will also serve the purpose.
- Invite your dream girl for a lunch and cook her favorite dish. This is the best way to propose a girl. This is an ideal way to reflect your love and affection.
- Girls always have a liking for humorous guys. Humor is the ultimate way from getting rid of tension. This also relaxes one’s mood.
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