Kelly Clarkson preapering her new album (2009)
It’s release date it not define but may be 3-17-09. And Kelly Clarkson’s new album’s first single may can be “My Life Would Suck Without You” song.
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Gwyneth Paltrow promoting Two Lovers at the 61st Cannes Film Festival. Photograph: Francois Mori/AP
This issue/episode/whatevs of Lost in Showbiz shall be a solemn meditation on the subject of What Else Can Your Celebrity Do? Because it’s not good enough, is it, for them just to do whatever it is they became famous for. Dance for me, loser, dance!
Celebrities want you to know that they don’t “just” act, they don’t “just” model: there is so much more depth beneath those shallow pools. Those who lack the foreign policy nous of Middle East diplomat Jude Law hire underlings to design clothing ranges because they’ve always been – self-deprecating chuckle – obsessed with fashion. Others go on reality TV shows where they will do such extraordinary things as wear no makeup and cry and be stuck in a room with Sue Perkins for a while. And then some celebrities turn to the internet.
MySpace has, of course, served as a most excellent forum for celebrities to get their all-too-often stifled voices out into the world, with Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen being probably the most frequently heard, although Leonardo DiCaprio’s page (“I am an actor and an environmental activist”) is occasionally worth checking out, too.
One really needs to go to tomcruise.com in person to see a true messiah complex in action, and also, of course, to read the “message from Tom” (“There are so many more stories to be told” – oh Tom, aren’t there just.)
But a new standard has been set this week by Gwyneth Paltrow and the launch of her website, Goop.com.
To give you a bit of recent Paltrow context, Lost in Showbiz was privileged – nay, blessed – to watch her on Oprah Winfrey last week. Admittedly the descriptions of her daily workouts with a personal trainer were just fascinating but I think the most thrilling moment was when Gwyneth discussed her friendship with Madonna, which Lost in Showbiz always hoped might develop into a kind of Thelma and Louise scenario. Anyway, Madonna “has an amazing dichotomy” (huh, shouldn’t she get a cream for that?) and is “such an intelligent person”. How intelligent, Gwyneth? “She really rearranged my molecules.” Blow me, even those idiots at Cern couldn’t manage that one. Oh, and Madonna’s kids are “just phenomenal”. How so? “Well, they’re just really polite.”
And now, via the medium of the interweb, Gwyneth has, to her extraordinary credit, found a way to be even more annoying. This is not some poxy “here’s my CV” website. No, Gwynnie wants to help you – you dumpy, gross, animal-fat-injesting freaks – be more pure like her. Excited already!
Launching this week, the intriguingly named Goop.com will teach you how to “nourish what is real”. Learn from Gwyneth, is the motto here, and who wouldn’t want to? Why, in her mission statement she assures us, “I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice.” It’s like sitting at the knee of Thomas Aquinas.
Best of all is the promise that Gwyneth will share “some thoughts from one of my sages”. Gwyneth’s sages! And people say the internet is just full of half-assed crap. Obviously, Lost in Showbiz has already signed up for the newsletter because if there’s any woman who can help this column “nourish the inner aspect”, then you just know it’s going to be a woman who had to be hospitalised this year while it was reported that she was on a five-day fast. Oh, how my inner aspect feels so nourished already.
Britney Spears has already locked lips with Madonna during their infamous MTV Video Music Awards performance, and now Spears is locking herself in an elevator.
Shooting started Wednesday at the Lot in West Hollywood for Spears
Gnarls almost done with second LP; Blige responds to steroid allegations; Novoselic donates to Ron Paul campaign.
Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Whoopi Goldberg and Jessica Biel are among the celebs captured in a new Disney installment of work by esteemed Vanity Fair photographer Annie Leibovitz. In the images, Lopez is portrayed as Jasmine and Anthony as Aladdin in a “Whole New World” scene, while Biel is dressed as Pocahontas, running through a forest. “I was a huge Disney fan growing up as a kid, and Cinderella, Snow White, Pocahontas, Ariel”
By MTV News
It’s fairly safe to say we’ve all reached the saturation point on Britney Spears, but some interesting new details are emerging about the cause of her breakdown last Thursday and what happened once she was hospitalized:
Brit’s barricade last week reportedly happened because she wanted makeup time with Sean Preston and Jayden James after having to attend a deposition earlier in the day. According to TMZ, Spears had visitation rights with the kids that day, but K-Fed and his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, wouldn’t extend the visit, so she locked herself in the house. That seems almost honorable until you read the fine print. As TMZ points out, the deposition was scheduled to end at 11:45 and the kids weren’t being dropped off until noon. Making this a fairly flimsy excuse.
Once at Cedars-Sinai, sources say Brit spoke with a British accent during her hospital stay—the same accent she used Dec. 17 while chatting with paparazzi outside the Four Seasons, according to Us. So, what gives? “There’s probably a part of her that wants to escape who she really is,” says the psychotherapist interviewed by the magazine. (So, she still wants the attention, but as a British train wreck instead of an American one?)
Finally, In Touch is claiming the singer was checked into the hospital’s third-floor psych ward as Barbara Jean, injured herself while thrashing into a wall behind her bed and ruined another patient’s birthday party by refusing to attend and arguing with the girl’s mother.
Up next, we expect her to be blamed for Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, the Golden Globes getting canceled and the war in Iraq.
Referring to last post
There are reports that Jennifer Aniston celebrated the New Year in Los Cabos, Mexico, on a double date with former Sex and the City hottie Jason Lewis and friends Courteney Cox and David Arquette.
The official verdict is still out, but we totally see it. He looks like a slightly younger, clean-cut version of Brad Pitt. Do you agree, or should Jen steer clear of the pretty boys? Leave your thoughts in our Comments section below…
Britney Spears, 26, avoided throngs of paparazzi photographers by leaving Cedars Sinai Medical Centre through a tunnel.
The scandal-prone pop star, who left the hospital after doctors decided she was no longer a danger to herself, was accompanied by TV psychologist Dr Phil McGraw.
The talk-show therapist said that after spending an hour with Spears, he was concerned about her mental status and advised her to remain in hospital.
“My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention,” Dr McGraw said in a statement yesterday.
“She was released moments before my arrival and was packing when I entered the room. We visited for about an hour before I walked with her to her car. I am very concerned for her.”
The psychologist is reportedly taping a special about Spears for his program, The Dr Phil Show, on Monday – to air in the US on Wednesday – and wanted the singer to appear on the episode.
Spears was wheeled out of her home and taken to hospital late on Thursday night after refusing to hand over her sons – Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1 – to the bodyguard of her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, as instructed by a court-ordered visitation agreement.
She was detained in hospital on a “5150 hold”, which allows Californian medical officials to hold a patient against their will for up to 72 hours.
Under the rule, a hospital can release a patient earlier if they determine they are no longer a danger to themselves or others.
Reports in the US have speculated Spears had been displaying signs of having bipolar disorder.
While Spears was being released from the hospital with her father, Jamie, the singer’s mother, Lynne, was on the other side of the US at a cemetery in the family’s home town of Kentwood, Louisiana.
She was laying flowers at the grave of her sister, who died last January of breast cancer.
A Cedars-Sinai spokesperson refused to comment on Spears’ admission, citing patient confidentiality rules.
On Friday, a Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner ordered the children be placed in the sole care of Federline and suspending the pop star’s visitation rights until “further order of the court”. A hearing, set for January 14, will determine how their bitter custody battle proceeds.
Dr McGraw has a history of supporting the Spears family.
In December, after the announcement that Spears’ 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn, was pregnant, Dr McGraw publicly supported the family, saying “an asset Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother” – Lynne Spears.
Britney Spears’ hospital stay was the latest headline-grabbing incident in the popstar’s turbulent life.
One of the biggest pop successes in the 1990s thanks to her squeaky-clean teen image and chart-topping singles, Spears – a former Mickey Mouse Club member – spent much of last year in and out of alcohol and drug rehabilitation and battling legal problems.
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